By far – the most annoying question during those last couple weeks of pregnancy – “have you had your baby yet?”
Consider the situation. I am enormous, I am still at work, I am fielding questions all day long about how “ready” I am, if I am excited, how I am “feeling,” and what name I have chosen from a range of people from my mother-in-law to the neighbour’s gardener.
1) If you are family or a close friend – you know damn well I haven’t ejected a human from my body yet so stop asking.
2) If you aren’t family or a close friend, it is likely none of your business. While you are at it – stop asking me if I am excited unless you want me to say no just to make things awkward.
3) …and before you offer labour advice, I’ll just stop you right there – I am good thanks.
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